Sarah Schaffer's Guide for What to do if You Hate Homework

(a poem....)

If you hate homework then listen to me,

'Cause I've got all the skills you could need.

Not doing your homework is simple procrastination,

A lazy thing to do that's taking over the nation.

So leave your homework in your pack,

And go have a delicious, unhealthy snack.

Then make up a convincing excuse,

And lay down to take a relaxing snooze.

When your mom tells you your work isn't done,

Just tell her you're sleeping and having fun.

And when you end up doing it (I do every time)

Just remember your homework is equal to slime.

There you have it. She had to write a poem about homework and this is what she came up with. LOL! I asked her why the person has to have an 'unhealthy' snack and she said a person who doesn't want to do homework probably doesn't eat right either. Okay. Right. :-)

Comments

[Petrina McDonald]

A+ Sarah!!!!! you've hit the nail on the head sweetie - they probably eat badly, sleep in, don't exercise and would most definitely lie to their parents or at least give them back chat over it LOL!

[angel]

LOVE IT ! although, I don;t think I will be sharing with my 3rd grade son ! lol ... his sentiments exactly !